Come to
The place where tropical breezes flow
Come to
The coolest place I know

The people are so great
But really there's only me
And that means I'm so great
And also theres the Cheat

Oh theres the Cheat
In the place where tropical breezes flow
The Cheat
In the coolest place I know

The ones are always cold
And the parties last all night
And theres probably lots of chocolate
And population tire

Population tire!